Railbirds - Cereus Nose Bleed action - day1

So its finally here!  The new Cereus network.  AP and UB finally merged to form the new, long awaited network "Cereus". 

Day 1 was pretty exciting as PHILHELLMUTH made an appearance at the new $500/1000 LH 6 max table - Hamlet Dr.

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LOOKOIL and MOOOON both bust fairly quick and Phil was off to a good start.  Then TREE OF LIES, TURNTHECAROFF and KINGDAN23 join in on the action and things quickly turn sour for Phil.

Stage #1126534805: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 20:32:58 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - KINGDAN23 ($26500 in chips)
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($58000 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($57845 in chips)
TURNTHECAROFF - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
KINGDAN23 - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $700 to $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1500
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [8d Qs 9c]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Checks
*** TURN *** [8d Qs 9c] [2s]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $2000 to $2000
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $2000 to $3000
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [8d Qs 9c 2s] [6d]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TURNTHECAROFF - Shows [Qh Kh] (One pair, queens)
PHILHELLMUTH - Mucks
TURNTHECAROFF Collects $11000 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($11000)
Board [8d Qs 9c 2s 6d]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [Js Ah]
Seat 5: KINGDAN23 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (small blind) won Total ($11000) HI:($11000) with One pair, queens [Qh Kh - B:Qs,P:Qh,P:Kh,B:9c,B:8d]

Stage #1126537606: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 20:34:46 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - KINGDAN23 ($23900 in chips)
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($65400 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($53045 in chips)
Seat 4 - TREE OF LIES ($32327 in chips)
TURNTHECAROFF - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
KINGDAN23 - Raises $1000 to $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $1200 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
KINGDAN23 - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [7d Qh 8s]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $500
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1000
KINGDAN23 - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** TURN *** [7d Qh 8s] [7h]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Bets $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [7d Qh 8s 7h] [10d]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Bets $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PHILHELLMUTH - Shows [9c 8c] (Two Pair, eights and sevens)
TURNTHECAROFF - Shows [8h 10h] (Two Pair, tens and eights)
TURNTHECAROFF Collects $10500 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($10500)
Board [7d Qh 8s 7h 10d]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, eights and sevens [9c 8c - B:8s,P:8c,B:7h,B:7d,B:Qh]
Seat 5: KINGDAN23 (dealer) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (small blind) won Total ($10500) HI:($10500) with Two Pair, tens and eights [8h 10h - P:10h,B:10d,B:8s,P:8h,B:Qh]

After buying in for 15k and quickly running that up to 35k ish Phil was back to even and the tilting starts.  He sits out for a while.

Heres the chat -

PHILHELLMUTH: qekjfWKLEF
<< Result for Hand 1126461094 >>
LOOKOIL wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: CMON

KINGDAN23: phil were ugion
KINGDAN23: GOIN
KINGDAN23: PHIL PLAY ME
KINGDAN23: DONT BE A LITTLE GIRL PHIL
KINGDAN23: phil come back
KINGDAN23: ive got kids to feed

Phil Sits back in -

PHILHELLMUTH: nice three bet
<< Result for Hand 1126539189 >>
KINGDAN23 wins ($2000.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: thanks phil
<< Result for Hand 1126539585 >>
KINGDAN23 wins ($1300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: nice call with 9 high

TURNTHECAROFF: good river bet too

PHILHELLMUTH: you the big blind defender

PHILHELLMUTH: lol

TURNTHECAROFF: YOUR NEVER GONNA GET A HAND
<< Result for Hand 1126548592 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($6500.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: NEVER EVER EVER EVER

PHILHELLMUTH: ****nnw
PHILHELLMUTH: \dman
<< Result for Hand 1126551866 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: let him rob me to set that up
PHILHELLMUTH: sigh

More Chat -

PHILHELLMUTH: what thw ****
PHILHELLMUTH: nice call

TURNTHECAROFF: god he is so horrendous
TURNTHECAROFF: oops wrong chat

PHILHELLMUTH: you pretty bad truncaroff, no patience
TURNTHECAROFF: who are you
TURNTHECAROFF: thanks
TURNTHECAROFF: care to join me for some hu lhe?
PHILHELLMUTH: no you the LIVE ONE here

TURNTHECAROFF: haha ya
<< Result for Hand 1126580697 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($9000.00) with (Two Pair, aces and tens).
TURNTHECAROFF: weird that i cant get a game on the other tables
<< Result for Hand 1126582108 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($1300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: ;/
TURNTHECAROFF: NO PATIENCE
PHILHELLMUTH: haha yeah weird
TURNTHECAROFF: NO GOD DAMN PATIENCE WHATSOEVER
TURNTHECAROFF: GOD FRIEKEN DAMNIT
PHILHELLMUTH: wait till you run bad, then we see
TURNTHECAROFF: come play me fishy phil
<< Result for Hand 1126583066 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: Im up 12 million at Holdem
TURNTHECAROFF: ya hate to see what happens when that day comes
MAGISTR_LUDI: lol phil always the spot of a lhe game

TURNTHECAROFF: you a luckbox, stale, outdated turnadonk
PHILHELLMUTH: then book me
TURNTHECAROFF: is all you are or will ever be

TURNTHECAROFF: oh and you obv lie about your cash game results
TURNTHECAROFF: loser

PHILHELLMUTH: 50% of y'all will be gone from poker in 3 years

TURNTHECAROFF: everyone right that down
PHILHELLMUTH: FACT

PHILHELLMUTH: you trying to lose to me turn?
TURNTHECAROFF: i really dont care what you do
TURNTHECAROFF: i sitting on the floor at the airport to play you but  
TURNTHECAROFF: i wouldnt mind getting on with my night

PHILHELLMUTH: talk to me in five years when the when you
PHILHELLMUTH: buisted
TURNTHECAROFF: ok i will phil

PHILHELLMUTH: cspped with KJ idiot
KINGDAN23: phil wanna play 200/400 deep NL?
TURNTHECAROFF: nh
PHILHELLMUTH: got whwt you deserved
KINGDAN23: limit is for little girls anyway

TURNTHECAROFF: let the fish decide what game he wants to play already
PHILHELLMUTH: OK run me over
PHILHELLMUTH: like all the idiots try to do

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil what are the odds you leave here with 0 before you get
MAGISTR_LUDI: to say 60k?

PHILHELLMUTH: depends on whetehr I can beat trun's ten high every hand
<< Result for Hand 1126609371 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($3300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: solid response :)
<< Result for Hand 1126610583 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: abd true

PHILHELLMUTH: i mean, what bthe ****
<< Result for Hand 1126612913 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($800.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126613412 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($8500.00) with (One pair, kings).
PHILHELLMUTH: lots of times I play bad online, but when I play greta like
<< Result for Hand 1126614450 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($8000.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: today i hate to lose
PHILHELLMUTH: orbreak even
TURNTHECAROFF: what are you in here for phil

PHILHELLMUTH: you
<< Result for Hand 1126615556 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: i meant what did you buy in for
PHILHELLMUTH: 10k
PHILHELLMUTH: 10k

He bought in for 15k BTW

PHILHELLMUTH: wow, you never give one up eh?
PHILHELLMUTH:   WP
<< Result for Hand 1126624251 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: ty
TURNTHECAROFF: no patience thats all
PHILHELLMUTH: I promise you i dont mind
MAGISTR_LUDI: gonna trap him eventually
MAGISTR_LUDI: and win 3 of his bets
TURNTHECAROFF: i know, your gonna trap me etc etc
TURNTHECAROFF: hahahhahahahahaha
<< Result for Hand 1126625323 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($7500.00) with (Two Pair, kings and tens).
<< Result for Hand 1126626634 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($14300.00) with (Straight, four to eight).
PHILHELLMUTH: fudbqwa][
PHILHELLMUTH: \W
PHILHELLMUTH: C
PHILHELLMUTH: GVR
PHILHELLMUTH: dumb muther ******
<< Result for Hand 1126627879 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: put in 8 million bets with no chance to bluff
PHILHELLMUTH: such an idito
MAGISTR_LUDI: K7 pretty good call preflop
PHILHELLMUTH: lol

PHILHELLMUTH: one of us was pretty abd that hand
TURNTHECAROFF: ya i like how you just smooth called there phil
<< Result for Hand 1126628385 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($4300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: nice little smooth call set me up for the trap
PHILHELLMUTH: genius
TURNTHECAROFF: i thought he was gonna wait for me to spring that trap
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil there is a reason u can get a game at any stakes online
<< Result for Hand 1126629657 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($9000.00) with (Full house, nines full of jacks).
MAGISTR_LUDI: and it's not because people wanna play with the "champ"
PHILHELLMUTH: Im still ahead online
TURNTHECAROFF: ya sure you are phil
MAGISTR_LUDI: i keep reading you say that
MAGISTR_LUDI: i haven't seen you win once online
PHILHELLMUTH: but you the "Champ"
MAGISTR_LUDI: ever
PHILHELLMUTH: nice 8 ball

MAGISTR_LUDI: madison is a **** hole too btw phil

<< Result for Hand 1126632504 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126632861 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($800.00 chips).

MAGISTR_LUDI: :)
TURNTHECAROFF: there is 0% chance you are ahead online phil, stop lying
<< Result for Hand 1126633268 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($5000.00) with (Two Pair, aces and sevens).
PHILHELLMUTH: what the hell is going on?

<< Result for Hand 1126634241 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($2300.00 chips).

PHILHELLMUTH: you wanna bet that sir?


PHILHELLMUTH: how about we bet all the cash you have?

<< Result for Hand 1126635399 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3500.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126636084 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5500.00) with (Two Pair, tens and threes).

TURNTHECAROFF: whats all in mean for you though crunk?

<< Result for Hand 1126636982 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($4300.00 chips).

PHILHELLMUTH: you think online poker strted last week, I guess

TURNTHECAROFF: hahah

PHILHELLMUTH: you a little clueless
<< Result for Hand 1126637730 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($11300.00) with (Two Pair, eights and fours).
TURNTHECAROFF: im just waiting to see someone i know
TURNTHECAROFF: or my parents know
<< Result for Hand 1126639676 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1000.00 chips).

TURNTHECAROFF: ya i know
PHILHELLMUTH: that your hand my man 6 3 suited
<< Result for Hand 1126640050 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126640537 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126641052 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: phil thinks hes so good that he doesnt even need to see his

TURNTHECAROFF: own cards
TURNTHECAROFF: thats whta it seems like anyways
<< Result for Hand 1126642123 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($1300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil are you going to be playing here often?
<< Result for Hand 1126642580 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($13000.00) with (Flush, ace high).
MAGISTR_LUDI: or is this just a cereus kick off special?

TURNTHECAROFF: thataboy

<< Result for Hand 1126643590 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($8800.00) with (One pair, aces).
PHILHELLMUTH: wow two outs genius

PHILHELLMUTH: Ah or Ad
PHILHELLMUTH: you really good!!!\
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil are you going to be a regular in this game?
<< Result for Hand 1126644589 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($6500.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: if you play like this everyday then yes
MAGISTR_LUDI: i do
TURNTHECAROFF: ya me too
MAGISTR_LUDI: lets play everyday till you bust me
MAGISTR_LUDI: you could make it your little crusade
MAGISTR_LUDI: to prove the internet players suck
<< Result for Hand 1126645755 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($4650.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($4650.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
TURNTHECAROFF: thataboy
PHILHELLMUTH: so sick, you raise my blidn fifteen times and then when i re
PHILHELLMUTH:  QQ

TURNTHECAROFF: bad players get good hands too phil
PHILHELLMUTH: like i ndont know you have ten high

PHILHELLMUTH: mag, you special

PHILHELLMUTH: when my 2 to 1 favs hold up, you in trouble

PHILHELLMUTH: **** this


PHILHELLMUTH: how many in a row you beat me turn?

TURNTHECAROFF: not sure

PHILHELLMUTH: amazing

PHILHELLMUTH: maybe I'll lsoe tonight

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil what is it like living in your world?
TURNTHECAROFF: (ace ace)
PHILHELLMUTH: wow, it doesn't even make sense anyomore

MAGISTR_LUDI: are there little green aliens?

TURNTHECAROFF: he had a4 that hand guys

PHILHELLMUTH: well, you beat me with JJ vs A-J, k-7hh vs 5h6h and k5hh vs

PHILHELLMUTH: 4h3h


PHILHELLMUTH: but bad polayers THINK they play good, bad memeoires

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil can you pleeaaaase play this game 10hrs a week the rest
MAGISTR_LUDI: of the year

MAGISTR_LUDI: bring more people back to UB that's for sure

PHILHELLMUTH: if you be a man and book me, then I will play a lot more

MAGISTR_LUDI: be a good business move

MAGISTR_LUDI: nah i have no clue who the others are in the game
PHILHELLMUTH: so you mnatch whatever i do, simple right?

MAGISTR_LUDI: and you could get someone to dump to you

MAGISTR_LUDI: and i would never know

PHILHELLMUTH: OK, Iv ehad enough of this turn

PHILHELLMUTH: time for you to get punished

MAGISTR_LUDI: is that your code word for super user mode?


MAGISTR_LUDI: phil the best way you could prove superusers aren't here

MAGISTR_LUDI: is by playing every day

MAGISTR_LUDI: the losing will happen naturally

PHILHELLMUTH: look maybe I'll take 30 bad beats an hour forever

PHILHELLMUTH: maybe not


PHILHELLMUTH: maybe turn thecarof, will play every button hand and win em

PHILHELLMUTH: all for anothet wo hours
TURNTHECAROFF: thats what im raiseing your blind with phil

PHILHELLMUTH: I know

PHILHELLMUTH: when you blow em back, I wonder how quickly

MAGISTR_LUDI: the patience of a champ will shine through yet


PHILHELLMUTH: hre

MAGISTR_LUDI: sick suck out!

PHILHELLMUTH: try again

PHILHELLMUTH: ironically just folded J-2 on button


TURNTHECAROFF: you dont play that?

TURNTHECAROFF: thats not in the "top ten" hands?

PHILHELLMUTH: U win james
PHILHELLMUTH: NPO

PHILHELLMUTH: NP
PHILHELLMUTH: wanted turn

PHILHELLMUTH: in there

PHILHELLMUTH: are U serious

COOOLJAMES: Y SO CEREUS

PHILHELLMUTH: james

PHILHELLMUTH: is the worst here I canot beat him either

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PLAY ME IN NLHE

PHILHELLMUTH: no you seem lost in limit though james

COOOLJAMES: NAH THATS MR J TO U SON

PHILHELLMUTH: wow

PHILHELLMUTH: wow
PHILHELLMUTH: wow

PHILHELLMUTH: w they found a queen
PHILHELLMUTH: Unbelievable
MAGISTR_LUDI: man phil you take so many beats

MAGISTR_LUDI: how does KQ beat QJ on a k high flop


MAGISTR_LUDI: the fact you still have money on the table
MAGISTR_LUDI: says it all

PHILHELLMUTH: says what?

TURNTHECAROFF: good check

COOOLJAMES: WAT

Phil is now down to 5 bets or so


COOOLJAMES: PHIL RELOAD OR IM NOT PLAYIN
COOOLJAMES: YOU BUM HUNTER

PHILHELLMUTH: bye

PHILHELLMUTH: you an idiot anyway, SHOULD quit

COOOLJAMES: PHIL I PLAY U FOREVER AT NLHE

COOOLJAMES: THIS GAME IS FOR KIDDIES

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY ON

PHILHELLMUTH: nice cap trun

PHILHELLMUTH: where was the jack so you could cap it drawing dead?


TURNTHECAROFF: NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

TURNTHECAROFF: the aces and kings WERE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY

PHILHELLMUTH: quit donkey, you lost playing limit

PHILHELLMUTH: we all know that

COOOLJAMES: IM NOT LOST
<< Result for Hand 1126687002 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($3000.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: I KNOW EXACTLY WAT IM DOING
<< Result for Hand 1126687532 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: uh OK

<< Result for Hand 1126687790 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($14500.00) with (Straight, six to ten).

M3B3TYOUFOLD: gotta go to university at 8 lol
<< Result for Hand 1126688647 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($10300.00) with (Full house, twos full of sixes).
<< Result for Hand 1126689568 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: U IN TROUBLE PHIL
<< Result for Hand 1126689779 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5000.00) with (Two Pair, sixes and fives).
<< Result for Hand 1126690589 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126691074 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126691503 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126691905 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: cmaon james, hit the button
<< Result for Hand 1126692363 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1000.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: AHA
PHILHELLMUTH: you trying to agtravavte us
PHILHELLMUTH: I will report you
COOOLJAMES: phil u no good at this game
PHILHELLMUTH: I promise

COOOLJAMES: these other two already proved how bad u are
<< Result for Hand 1126693202 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($10300.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
COOOLJAMES: turnthecar is owning u phil
COOOLJAMES: so is magistrate
PHILHELLMUTH: he is woning me because he caps it when I have a flush
<< Result for Hand 1126694350 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3300.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: i am owning u

MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($6590.00) with (Three of a kind, aces).

Phil goes Busto

Stage #1126694993: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 22:10:35 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($100350 in chips)
Seat 1 - MAGISTR_LUDI ($68000 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($2545 in chips)
Seat 4 - COOOLJAMES ($19987.79 in chips)
MAGISTR_LUDI - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
COOOLJAMES - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $1000 to $1000
MAGISTR_LUDI - Raises $1200 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [Qc Kd Ad]
MAGISTR_LUDI - Bets $500
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Folds
MAGISTR_LUDI - Raises $1000 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - All-In $45
MAGISTR_LUDI - returned ($455) : not called
*** TURN *** [Qc Kd Ad] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Kd Ad 8s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MAGISTR_LUDI - Shows [As Ah] (Three of a kind, aces)
PHILHELLMUTH - Shows [Kc Jd] (One pair, kings)
MAGISTR_LUDI Collects $6590 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($6590)
Board [Qc Kd Ad 8s 2h]
Seat 1: MAGISTR_LUDI (small blind) won Total ($6590) HI:($6590) with Three of a kind, aces [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Ad,B:Kd,B:Qc]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kc Jd - B:Kd,P:Kc,B:Ad,B:Qc,P:Jd]
Seat 4: COOOLJAMES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (dealer) Folded on the FLOP

PHILHELLMUTH: wow, just to see what you say
COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY
PHILHELLMUTH: trun, did you holdm over me or not?

TURNTHECAROFF: DID I WHAT?

COOOLJAMES: PUT MORE MONEY
STUCKINPGH: I'm here for the gangbang
PHILHELLMUTH: cmon turn, I have the HH, did you have amazing luck vs me or
PHILHELLMUTH: not?
TURNTHECAROFF: i dunno, i only bluffed you once

TURNTHECAROFF: so i guess i ran good

TURNTHECAROFF: more importantly
TURNTHECAROFF: are you rebuying

PHILHELLMUTH: OK, Karma is big thing, just checking yours out

TURNTHECAROFF: and you are such a good person
TURNTHECAROFF: its amazing you can ever lose like this
PHILHELLMUTH: you oughta know I a really am
TURNTHECAROFF: i think you are a liar
PHILHELLMUTH: all the top players will tell you that I'm a great guy
TURNTHECAROFF: ya

TURNTHECAROFF: at least you dont feel the need to tell everyone about that

TURNTHECAROFF: all the time

COOOLJAMES: REBUY YOU FISH
COOOLJAMES: WATTHF
TURNTHECAROFF: haha you have observer chat on?
PHILHELLMUTH: I don't mention it often
PHILHELLMUTH: so, were you lucky or not?
TURNTHECAROFF: cus one of em just made a great point about how great of a
TURNTHECAROFF: guy you are, cus you berate recreational players all the tim
TURNTHECAROFF: who cares man?
TURNTHECAROFF: i won 50k big deal

PHILHELLMUTH: Karma cares, don't spit in the face of good luck man

PHILHELLMUTH: OK then, GL
STUCKINPGH: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5505/phil2he7.jpg
STUCKINPGH: remember that phil?
BO0MSLANG: how about some action?

Phil doesnt rebuy and the table breaks. 

Final Results -

Helmuth - ($15,000)

Tree Of Lies - ($20,000)

Turnthecaroff - $48,350

Moooon - ($10,450)

Magistr_Ludi - $42,845

Machinegunia - ($6,800) 5 hands

Lookoil - ($28,545)

Kingdan23 - ($15,400)

Cooljames - $1,200