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So its finally here!  The new Cereus network.  AP and UB finally merged to form the new, long awaited network "Cereus". 

Day 1 was pretty exciting as PHILHELLMUTH made an appearance at the new $500/1000 LH 6 max table - Hamlet Dr.

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LOOKOIL and MOOOON both bust fairly quick and Phil was off to a good start.  Then TREE OF LIES, TURNTHECAROFF and KINGDAN23 join in on the action and things quickly turn sour for Phil.

Stage #1126534805: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 20:32:58 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - KINGDAN23 ($26500 in chips)
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($58000 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($57845 in chips)
TURNTHECAROFF - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
KINGDAN23 - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $700 to $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1500
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [8d Qs 9c]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Checks
*** TURN *** [8d Qs 9c] [2s]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $2000 to $2000
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $2000 to $3000
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [8d Qs 9c 2s] [6d]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $1000
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TURNTHECAROFF - Shows [Qh Kh] (One pair, queens)
PHILHELLMUTH - Mucks
TURNTHECAROFF Collects $11000 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($11000)
Board [8d Qs 9c 2s 6d]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [Js Ah]
Seat 5: KINGDAN23 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (small blind) won Total ($11000) HI:($11000) with One pair, queens [Qh Kh - B:Qs,P:Qh,P:Kh,B:9c,B:8d]

Stage #1126537606: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 20:34:46 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - KINGDAN23 ($23900 in chips)
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($65400 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($53045 in chips)
Seat 4 - TREE OF LIES ($32327 in chips)
TURNTHECAROFF - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
KINGDAN23 - Raises $1000 to $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $1200 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
KINGDAN23 - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [7d Qh 8s]
TURNTHECAROFF - Bets $500
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1000
KINGDAN23 - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** TURN *** [7d Qh 8s] [7h]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Bets $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [7d Qh 8s 7h] [10d]
TURNTHECAROFF - Checks
PHILHELLMUTH - Bets $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PHILHELLMUTH - Shows [9c 8c] (Two Pair, eights and sevens)
TURNTHECAROFF - Shows [8h 10h] (Two Pair, tens and eights)
TURNTHECAROFF Collects $10500 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($10500)
Board [7d Qh 8s 7h 10d]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, eights and sevens [9c 8c - B:8s,P:8c,B:7h,B:7d,B:Qh]
Seat 5: KINGDAN23 (dealer) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (small blind) won Total ($10500) HI:($10500) with Two Pair, tens and eights [8h 10h - P:10h,B:10d,B:8s,P:8h,B:Qh]

After buying in for 15k and quickly running that up to 35k ish Phil was back to even and the tilting starts.  He sits out for a while.

Heres the chat -

PHILHELLMUTH: qekjfWKLEF
<< Result for Hand 1126461094 >>
LOOKOIL wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: CMON

KINGDAN23: phil were ugion
KINGDAN23: GOIN
KINGDAN23: PHIL PLAY ME
KINGDAN23: DONT BE A LITTLE GIRL PHIL
KINGDAN23: phil come back
KINGDAN23: ive got kids to feed

Phil Sits back in -

PHILHELLMUTH: nice three bet
<< Result for Hand 1126539189 >>
KINGDAN23 wins ($2000.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: thanks phil
<< Result for Hand 1126539585 >>
KINGDAN23 wins ($1300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: nice call with 9 high

TURNTHECAROFF: good river bet too

PHILHELLMUTH: you the big blind defender

PHILHELLMUTH: lol

TURNTHECAROFF: YOUR NEVER GONNA GET A HAND
<< Result for Hand 1126548592 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($6500.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: NEVER EVER EVER EVER

PHILHELLMUTH: ****nnw
PHILHELLMUTH: \dman
<< Result for Hand 1126551866 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: let him rob me to set that up
PHILHELLMUTH: sigh

More Chat -

PHILHELLMUTH: what thw ****
PHILHELLMUTH: nice call

TURNTHECAROFF: god he is so horrendous
TURNTHECAROFF: oops wrong chat

PHILHELLMUTH: you pretty bad truncaroff, no patience
TURNTHECAROFF: who are you
TURNTHECAROFF: thanks
TURNTHECAROFF: care to join me for some hu lhe?
PHILHELLMUTH: no you the LIVE ONE here

TURNTHECAROFF: haha ya
<< Result for Hand 1126580697 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($9000.00) with (Two Pair, aces and tens).
TURNTHECAROFF: weird that i cant get a game on the other tables
<< Result for Hand 1126582108 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($1300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: ;/
TURNTHECAROFF: NO PATIENCE
PHILHELLMUTH: haha yeah weird
TURNTHECAROFF: NO GOD DAMN PATIENCE WHATSOEVER
TURNTHECAROFF: GOD FRIEKEN DAMNIT
PHILHELLMUTH: wait till you run bad, then we see
TURNTHECAROFF: come play me fishy phil
<< Result for Hand 1126583066 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: Im up 12 million at Holdem
TURNTHECAROFF: ya hate to see what happens when that day comes
MAGISTR_LUDI: lol phil always the spot of a lhe game

TURNTHECAROFF: you a luckbox, stale, outdated turnadonk
PHILHELLMUTH: then book me
TURNTHECAROFF: is all you are or will ever be

TURNTHECAROFF: oh and you obv lie about your cash game results
TURNTHECAROFF: loser

PHILHELLMUTH: 50% of y'all will be gone from poker in 3 years

TURNTHECAROFF: everyone right that down
PHILHELLMUTH: FACT

PHILHELLMUTH: you trying to lose to me turn?
TURNTHECAROFF: i really dont care what you do
TURNTHECAROFF: i sitting on the floor at the airport to play you but  
TURNTHECAROFF: i wouldnt mind getting on with my night

PHILHELLMUTH: talk to me in five years when the when you
PHILHELLMUTH: buisted
TURNTHECAROFF: ok i will phil

PHILHELLMUTH: cspped with KJ idiot
KINGDAN23: phil wanna play 200/400 deep NL?
TURNTHECAROFF: nh
PHILHELLMUTH: got whwt you deserved
KINGDAN23: limit is for little girls anyway

TURNTHECAROFF: let the fish decide what game he wants to play already
PHILHELLMUTH: OK run me over
PHILHELLMUTH: like all the idiots try to do

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil what are the odds you leave here with 0 before you get
MAGISTR_LUDI: to say 60k?

PHILHELLMUTH: depends on whetehr I can beat trun's ten high every hand
<< Result for Hand 1126609371 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($3300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: solid response :)
<< Result for Hand 1126610583 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: abd true

PHILHELLMUTH: i mean, what bthe ****
<< Result for Hand 1126612913 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($800.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126613412 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($8500.00) with (One pair, kings).
PHILHELLMUTH: lots of times I play bad online, but when I play greta like
<< Result for Hand 1126614450 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($8000.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: today i hate to lose
PHILHELLMUTH: orbreak even
TURNTHECAROFF: what are you in here for phil

PHILHELLMUTH: you
<< Result for Hand 1126615556 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: i meant what did you buy in for
PHILHELLMUTH: 10k
PHILHELLMUTH: 10k

He bought in for 15k BTW

PHILHELLMUTH: wow, you never give one up eh?
PHILHELLMUTH:   WP
<< Result for Hand 1126624251 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: ty
TURNTHECAROFF: no patience thats all
PHILHELLMUTH: I promise you i dont mind
MAGISTR_LUDI: gonna trap him eventually
MAGISTR_LUDI: and win 3 of his bets
TURNTHECAROFF: i know, your gonna trap me etc etc
TURNTHECAROFF: hahahhahahahahaha
<< Result for Hand 1126625323 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($7500.00) with (Two Pair, kings and tens).
<< Result for Hand 1126626634 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($14300.00) with (Straight, four to eight).
PHILHELLMUTH: fudbqwa][
PHILHELLMUTH: \W
PHILHELLMUTH: C
PHILHELLMUTH: GVR
PHILHELLMUTH: dumb muther ******
<< Result for Hand 1126627879 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: put in 8 million bets with no chance to bluff
PHILHELLMUTH: such an idito
MAGISTR_LUDI: K7 pretty good call preflop
PHILHELLMUTH: lol

PHILHELLMUTH: one of us was pretty abd that hand
TURNTHECAROFF: ya i like how you just smooth called there phil
<< Result for Hand 1126628385 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($4300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: nice little smooth call set me up for the trap
PHILHELLMUTH: genius
TURNTHECAROFF: i thought he was gonna wait for me to spring that trap
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil there is a reason u can get a game at any stakes online
<< Result for Hand 1126629657 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($9000.00) with (Full house, nines full of jacks).
MAGISTR_LUDI: and it's not because people wanna play with the "champ"
PHILHELLMUTH: Im still ahead online
TURNTHECAROFF: ya sure you are phil
MAGISTR_LUDI: i keep reading you say that
MAGISTR_LUDI: i haven't seen you win once online
PHILHELLMUTH: but you the "Champ"
MAGISTR_LUDI: ever
PHILHELLMUTH: nice 8 ball

MAGISTR_LUDI: madison is a **** hole too btw phil

<< Result for Hand 1126632504 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126632861 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($800.00 chips).

MAGISTR_LUDI: :)
TURNTHECAROFF: there is 0% chance you are ahead online phil, stop lying
<< Result for Hand 1126633268 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($5000.00) with (Two Pair, aces and sevens).
PHILHELLMUTH: what the hell is going on?

<< Result for Hand 1126634241 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($2300.00 chips).

PHILHELLMUTH: you wanna bet that sir?


PHILHELLMUTH: how about we bet all the cash you have?

<< Result for Hand 1126635399 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3500.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126636084 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5500.00) with (Two Pair, tens and threes).

TURNTHECAROFF: whats all in mean for you though crunk?

<< Result for Hand 1126636982 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($4300.00 chips).

PHILHELLMUTH: you think online poker strted last week, I guess

TURNTHECAROFF: hahah

PHILHELLMUTH: you a little clueless
<< Result for Hand 1126637730 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($11300.00) with (Two Pair, eights and fours).
TURNTHECAROFF: im just waiting to see someone i know
TURNTHECAROFF: or my parents know
<< Result for Hand 1126639676 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1000.00 chips).

TURNTHECAROFF: ya i know
PHILHELLMUTH: that your hand my man 6 3 suited
<< Result for Hand 1126640050 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126640537 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126641052 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($5300.00 chips).
TURNTHECAROFF: phil thinks hes so good that he doesnt even need to see his

TURNTHECAROFF: own cards
TURNTHECAROFF: thats whta it seems like anyways
<< Result for Hand 1126642123 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($1300.00 chips).
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil are you going to be playing here often?
<< Result for Hand 1126642580 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($13000.00) with (Flush, ace high).
MAGISTR_LUDI: or is this just a cereus kick off special?

TURNTHECAROFF: thataboy

<< Result for Hand 1126643590 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($8800.00) with (One pair, aces).
PHILHELLMUTH: wow two outs genius

PHILHELLMUTH: Ah or Ad
PHILHELLMUTH: you really good!!!\
MAGISTR_LUDI: phil are you going to be a regular in this game?
<< Result for Hand 1126644589 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($6500.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: if you play like this everyday then yes
MAGISTR_LUDI: i do
TURNTHECAROFF: ya me too
MAGISTR_LUDI: lets play everyday till you bust me
MAGISTR_LUDI: you could make it your little crusade
MAGISTR_LUDI: to prove the internet players suck
<< Result for Hand 1126645755 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($4650.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($4650.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
TURNTHECAROFF: thataboy
PHILHELLMUTH: so sick, you raise my blidn fifteen times and then when i re
PHILHELLMUTH:  QQ

TURNTHECAROFF: bad players get good hands too phil
PHILHELLMUTH: like i ndont know you have ten high

PHILHELLMUTH: mag, you special

PHILHELLMUTH: when my 2 to 1 favs hold up, you in trouble

PHILHELLMUTH: **** this


PHILHELLMUTH: how many in a row you beat me turn?

TURNTHECAROFF: not sure

PHILHELLMUTH: amazing

PHILHELLMUTH: maybe I'll lsoe tonight

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil what is it like living in your world?
TURNTHECAROFF: (ace ace)
PHILHELLMUTH: wow, it doesn't even make sense anyomore

MAGISTR_LUDI: are there little green aliens?

TURNTHECAROFF: he had a4 that hand guys

PHILHELLMUTH: well, you beat me with JJ vs A-J, k-7hh vs 5h6h and k5hh vs

PHILHELLMUTH: 4h3h


PHILHELLMUTH: but bad polayers THINK they play good, bad memeoires

MAGISTR_LUDI: phil can you pleeaaaase play this game 10hrs a week the rest
MAGISTR_LUDI: of the year

MAGISTR_LUDI: bring more people back to UB that's for sure

PHILHELLMUTH: if you be a man and book me, then I will play a lot more

MAGISTR_LUDI: be a good business move

MAGISTR_LUDI: nah i have no clue who the others are in the game
PHILHELLMUTH: so you mnatch whatever i do, simple right?

MAGISTR_LUDI: and you could get someone to dump to you

MAGISTR_LUDI: and i would never know

PHILHELLMUTH: OK, Iv ehad enough of this turn

PHILHELLMUTH: time for you to get punished

MAGISTR_LUDI: is that your code word for super user mode?


MAGISTR_LUDI: phil the best way you could prove superusers aren't here

MAGISTR_LUDI: is by playing every day

MAGISTR_LUDI: the losing will happen naturally

PHILHELLMUTH: look maybe I'll take 30 bad beats an hour forever

PHILHELLMUTH: maybe not


PHILHELLMUTH: maybe turn thecarof, will play every button hand and win em

PHILHELLMUTH: all for anothet wo hours
TURNTHECAROFF: thats what im raiseing your blind with phil

PHILHELLMUTH: I know

PHILHELLMUTH: when you blow em back, I wonder how quickly

MAGISTR_LUDI: the patience of a champ will shine through yet


PHILHELLMUTH: hre

MAGISTR_LUDI: sick suck out!

PHILHELLMUTH: try again

PHILHELLMUTH: ironically just folded J-2 on button


TURNTHECAROFF: you dont play that?

TURNTHECAROFF: thats not in the "top ten" hands?

PHILHELLMUTH: U win james
PHILHELLMUTH: NPO

PHILHELLMUTH: NP
PHILHELLMUTH: wanted turn

PHILHELLMUTH: in there

PHILHELLMUTH: are U serious

COOOLJAMES: Y SO CEREUS

PHILHELLMUTH: james

PHILHELLMUTH: is the worst here I canot beat him either

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PLAY ME IN NLHE

PHILHELLMUTH: no you seem lost in limit though james

COOOLJAMES: NAH THATS MR J TO U SON

PHILHELLMUTH: wow

PHILHELLMUTH: wow
PHILHELLMUTH: wow

PHILHELLMUTH: w they found a queen
PHILHELLMUTH: Unbelievable
MAGISTR_LUDI: man phil you take so many beats

MAGISTR_LUDI: how does KQ beat QJ on a k high flop


MAGISTR_LUDI: the fact you still have money on the table
MAGISTR_LUDI: says it all

PHILHELLMUTH: says what?

TURNTHECAROFF: good check

COOOLJAMES: WAT

Phil is now down to 5 bets or so


COOOLJAMES: PHIL RELOAD OR IM NOT PLAYIN
COOOLJAMES: YOU BUM HUNTER

PHILHELLMUTH: bye

PHILHELLMUTH: you an idiot anyway, SHOULD quit

COOOLJAMES: PHIL I PLAY U FOREVER AT NLHE

COOOLJAMES: THIS GAME IS FOR KIDDIES

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY ON

PHILHELLMUTH: nice cap trun

PHILHELLMUTH: where was the jack so you could cap it drawing dead?


TURNTHECAROFF: NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

TURNTHECAROFF: the aces and kings WERE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY

PHILHELLMUTH: quit donkey, you lost playing limit

PHILHELLMUTH: we all know that

COOOLJAMES: IM NOT LOST
<< Result for Hand 1126687002 >>
PHILHELLMUTH wins ($3000.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: I KNOW EXACTLY WAT IM DOING
<< Result for Hand 1126687532 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: uh OK

<< Result for Hand 1126687790 >>
TURNTHECAROFF wins ($14500.00) with (Straight, six to ten).

M3B3TYOUFOLD: gotta go to university at 8 lol
<< Result for Hand 1126688647 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($10300.00) with (Full house, twos full of sixes).
<< Result for Hand 1126689568 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($800.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: U IN TROUBLE PHIL
<< Result for Hand 1126689779 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($5000.00) with (Two Pair, sixes and fives).
<< Result for Hand 1126690589 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126691074 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($1300.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1126691503 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1126691905 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1300.00 chips).
PHILHELLMUTH: cmaon james, hit the button
<< Result for Hand 1126692363 >>
COOOLJAMES wins ($1000.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: AHA
PHILHELLMUTH: you trying to agtravavte us
PHILHELLMUTH: I will report you
COOOLJAMES: phil u no good at this game
PHILHELLMUTH: I promise

COOOLJAMES: these other two already proved how bad u are
<< Result for Hand 1126693202 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($10300.00) with (Straight, ten to ace).
COOOLJAMES: turnthecar is owning u phil
COOOLJAMES: so is magistrate
PHILHELLMUTH: he is woning me because he caps it when I have a flush
<< Result for Hand 1126694350 >>
MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($3300.00 chips).
COOOLJAMES: i am owning u

MAGISTR_LUDI wins ($6590.00) with (Three of a kind, aces).

Phil goes Busto

Stage #1126694993: Holdem  Normal $500/$1000 - 2008-11-25 22:10:35 (ET)
Table: HAMLET DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - TURNTHECAROFF ($100350 in chips)
Seat 1 - MAGISTR_LUDI ($68000 in chips)
Seat 3 - PHILHELLMUTH ($2545 in chips)
Seat 4 - COOOLJAMES ($19987.79 in chips)
MAGISTR_LUDI - Posts small blind $300
PHILHELLMUTH - Posts big blind $500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
COOOLJAMES - Folds
TURNTHECAROFF - Raises $1000 to $1000
MAGISTR_LUDI - Raises $1200 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Calls $500
*** FLOP *** [Qc Kd Ad]
MAGISTR_LUDI - Bets $500
PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $1000 to $1000
TURNTHECAROFF - Folds
MAGISTR_LUDI - Raises $1000 to $1500
PHILHELLMUTH - All-In $45
MAGISTR_LUDI - returned ($455) : not called
*** TURN *** [Qc Kd Ad] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Kd Ad 8s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MAGISTR_LUDI - Shows [As Ah] (Three of a kind, aces)
PHILHELLMUTH - Shows [Kc Jd] (One pair, kings)
MAGISTR_LUDI Collects $6590 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($6590)
Board [Qc Kd Ad 8s 2h]
Seat 1: MAGISTR_LUDI (small blind) won Total ($6590) HI:($6590) with Three of a kind, aces [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Ad,B:Kd,B:Qc]
Seat 3: PHILHELLMUTH (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kc Jd - B:Kd,P:Kc,B:Ad,B:Qc,P:Jd]
Seat 4: COOOLJAMES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TURNTHECAROFF (dealer) Folded on the FLOP

PHILHELLMUTH: wow, just to see what you say
COOOLJAMES: PHIL PUT MORE MONEY
PHILHELLMUTH: trun, did you holdm over me or not?

TURNTHECAROFF: DID I WHAT?

COOOLJAMES: PUT MORE MONEY
STUCKINPGH: I'm here for the gangbang
PHILHELLMUTH: cmon turn, I have the HH, did you have amazing luck vs me or
PHILHELLMUTH: not?
TURNTHECAROFF: i dunno, i only bluffed you once

TURNTHECAROFF: so i guess i ran good

TURNTHECAROFF: more importantly
TURNTHECAROFF: are you rebuying

PHILHELLMUTH: OK, Karma is big thing, just checking yours out

TURNTHECAROFF: and you are such a good person
TURNTHECAROFF: its amazing you can ever lose like this
PHILHELLMUTH: you oughta know I a really am
TURNTHECAROFF: i think you are a liar
PHILHELLMUTH: all the top players will tell you that I'm a great guy
TURNTHECAROFF: ya

TURNTHECAROFF: at least you dont feel the need to tell everyone about that

TURNTHECAROFF: all the time

COOOLJAMES: REBUY YOU FISH
COOOLJAMES: WATTHF
TURNTHECAROFF: haha you have observer chat on?
PHILHELLMUTH: I don't mention it often
PHILHELLMUTH: so, were you lucky or not?
TURNTHECAROFF: cus one of em just made a great point about how great of a
TURNTHECAROFF: guy you are, cus you berate recreational players all the tim
TURNTHECAROFF: who cares man?
TURNTHECAROFF: i won 50k big deal

PHILHELLMUTH: Karma cares, don't spit in the face of good luck man

PHILHELLMUTH: OK then, GL
STUCKINPGH: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5505/phil2he7.jpg
STUCKINPGH: remember that phil?
BO0MSLANG: how about some action?

Phil doesnt rebuy and the table breaks. 

Final Results -

Helmuth - ($15,000)

Tree Of Lies - ($20,000)

Turnthecaroff - $48,350

Moooon - ($10,450)

Magistr_Ludi - $42,845

Machinegunia - ($6,800) 5 hands

Lookoil - ($28,545)

Kingdan23 - ($15,400)

Cooljames - $1,200

Cereus is pretty cool  Having a $500/1k table with hellmuth on it all day is pretty nice.  "Turnthecaroff" and "Magistr_Ludi" are busting on him pretty bad.  He's been ranting all day about how he is a lifetime online winner.  The table was willing to bet whatever phil wanted that he was lying to himself and to the table.
 
 
 
 
NOt sure what mooon is vbetting here, but
 

I am going golfing for the first time in about 2 years today.  I used to be pretty decent having about an 7-8 handicap.  But with all the weight Ive put on and lack of playing its going to make for a pretty intresting day.  I will be lucky to break 100.  Heading out into the garage now to dust of the old nike blades.  Not much room for error.  I will update you on my round later.

Good Night!

Never actually used the "my blog" feature we all have.  Just wanted to check it out and make a test post.  Looks like if we write in these instead of the made up forum blogs that people could subscribe via rss feeds.  That would be pretty cool!  If any of the SYR pro bloggers will start using this instead I will get all the old posts from your old forum blog onto these somehow and figure out a way to post these new blogs for everyone to see.
 
 

I have been trying to contact someone on swollyourroll to give me some help concerning my rakeback but nothing has been done.  This is very frustrating considering it was like a $$$1000.  Does anyone know what I can do??? HELP PLZ

Every now and then the bad beats come your way and you get to deliver a boom ball. 
The game is live 5/5 plo8...   I straddle the button for $15 everyone calls and i have
A 3 5 5 -- 
Flop comes  4s 5s 6c
 
I call a small bet and the pot is now 4 way action.  The turn is yatzee..
Turn comes 5c ...   :)    To my delite somehow this card causes 3 pots and everyone all in.
Player 1 -  66 10 j  -  Top Full

I haven't blogged as much recently, mostly because I have had a lot of stuff going on in my life and just haven't felt like talking about it quite yet.  The first and probably most significant event occurred a couple months ago when my girlfriend and I broke up.  We had been together for a long time, but things just didn't feel right anymore.  So I had to move out, find a new place to live and give up our bassett hound to her, mostly b/c I bought the dog for her for christmas so she says it's her dog or whatever........I miss him a lot.
 

Sorry about the last blog my son was in my computer he was making a joke
 
 

is it just me your do you see this matchup all the time online¿ i do and um on the donk end most the time lol any one have that all the time¿

Tonight?